If I had more time and energy I would write up these:
- Backward Engineering a Highway Conspiracy Theory (I added this on Dec 2 2014)
- The Attempt to Claim Generic Beer as a Health Food
- Grump insults the taciturn trainee
- Foulmouth and I caught in a snowstorm
- Let's Just Delete This Highway to Make a Rhetorical Point
- Why collect this data anyway if it doesn't inform the decision
- The traffic count anomalie at the highway rest area
- They built the road in the wrong place
- The reason the trucks go through .... is they have a trip end there
- Not just NO but H... NO
- If the point is to feel good about the Highway why not just watch Dr. Phil
- Creation of artificial hostile ware
- The wallet-sized selection decider
- The watch sized nomograph
- What do these engineers smoke anyway
- If we can't get clearance any other way, we will declare this historic structure a health hazard and bulldoze it
- My equations vs. Frost-Jurgen's equations
- The DEIS on our marriage
- The components of the constant
- The Maintenance Official takes offense
- The Auditor stays for 4 months
- The Auditor asks for suggestions
- Uh... we already have permission from your office
- That stuff about noise barriers on Triton is actually a joke
- The student who said the room was too cold
- The Woman from "Girls, Inc."
- That's the first warthog I've ever seen mounted
- The vouchers from the previous millennium
- They vanted to know vat vill happen to Moose and Squirrel
- You too can change history (at the Clinton Prez Library & Museum)
- We've worked together in the past and will work together in the future
- Your problem is you wanted the air conditioner to work on a hot day
- A funny acronym story (USNR) (I created a full story and placed it in the full story section on Oct 4 2008)
- We're not just a planning agency; we also control call boxes on the Interstate (i added this story on Dec 2 2014)
- Will this $1M bill make the problem go away
- The pavement distress graph and pavement management
- The airbag does deploy -- so does the oxygen mask
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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